Free Carbon Offsets

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President Joe  (Washing....go, you know the thing)

November 9, 2021

I had to download a few more as a result of a greenhouse gas release in front of Camilla last week.

Jo Biden  (the basement (I think))

January 26, 2021

I just downloaded 10,000,000,000,000,000 credits and therefore, I have solved climate change. C'mon man, I solved the problem!

Greta  (One of those Scandinavian countries)

April 22, 2020

Keep fighting the good fight! We've just about got this climate change thing licked.

Concerned Citizen of Planet Earth  (Portland )

June 10, 2019

How do we know that these carbon offsets are real? Also, do I have to print additional ones to cover the carbon in the paper on which I previously printed my offsets? If so, where does the cycle end?

Harvey Weinstein  (Hollywood, CA)

April 20, 2018

Could you start offering "Sexual Harassment Offsets"? I could really use some right about now.

Allen  (Marietta, GA)

January 15, 2018

Thank you SO much for the free carbon credits.... but I think this has gone a little too far... we are all freezing to death this winter! TOO much "global warming" has been reversed by too many people using their credits! STOP! Please let it warm up again!

Johannes S. Herbst  (Simmelsdorf, Germany)

December 28, 2017

Luckily I have now a means to get rid of all my carbon related sins. I suspect that they are Lutheran ones, because the Catolics charge a lot for such stuff. As I live in Germay, first I was worried if your Carbon Offsets are also working here in the EU. But I got a lot of confirmation that they are as valuable and meaningful as the official European ones. Thanks from the bottom of my heart!

Anonymous

December 28, 2017

Al you are a crazy person.

Bill Clinton  (Epstein's Island)

November 9, 2017

Thanks for all of the carbon offsets. By the way, do you also make adultery offset credits?

Dobie Gillis  (Hollywood)

November 9, 2017

In 2012, I installed a solar system on my roof because the salesman said that it would pay for itself in five years. They took it back yesterday because they said that I wasn't making any payments, but I told them that I didn't have to because it paid for itself. Anyhooo, I had to download another 300,000 carbon credits today since I've gone back to heating my house with coal and I don't want to feel guilty. Thanks FCO -- you really saved my bacon this time!

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President Joe (Washing....go, you know the thing)
November 9, 2021
I had to download a few more as a result of a greenhouse gas release in front of Camilla last week.

Jo Biden (the basement (I think))
January 26, 2021
I just downloaded 10,000,000,000,000,000 credits and therefore, I have solved climate change. C'mon man, I solved the problem!

Greta (One of those Scandinavian countries)
April 22, 2020
Keep fighting the good fight! We've just about got this climate change thing licked.

Concerned Citizen of Planet Earth (Portland )
June 10, 2019
How do we know that these carbon offsets are real? Also, do I have to print additional ones to cover the carbon in the paper on which I previously printed my offsets? If so, where does the cycle end?

Harvey Weinstein (Hollywood, CA)
April 20, 2018
Could you start offering "Sexual Harassment Offsets"? I could really use some right about now.

Allen (Marietta, GA)
January 15, 2018
Thank you SO much for the free carbon credits.... but I think this has gone a little too far... we are all freezing to death this winter! TOO much "global warming" has been reversed by too many people using their credits! STOP! Please let it warm up again!

Johannes S. Herbst (Simmelsdorf, Germany)
December 28, 2017
Luckily I have now a means to get rid of all my carbon related sins. I suspect that they are Lutheran ones, because the Catolics charge a lot for such stuff. As I live in Germay, first I was worried if your Carbon Offsets are also working here in the EU. But I got a lot of confirmation that they are as valuable and meaningful as the official European ones. Thanks from the bottom of my heart!

Anonymous
December 28, 2017
Al you are a crazy person.

Bill Clinton (Epstein's Island)
November 9, 2017
Thanks for all of the carbon offsets. By the way, do you also make adultery offset credits?

Dobie Gillis (Hollywood)
November 9, 2017
In 2012, I installed a solar system on my roof because the salesman said that it would pay for itself in five years. They took it back yesterday because they said that I wasn't making any payments, but I told them that I didn't have to because it paid for itself. Anyhooo, I had to download another 300,000 carbon credits today since I've gone back to heating my house with coal and I don't want to feel guilty. Thanks FCO -- you really saved my bacon this time!


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