Bill  (God's Country)
April 18, 2009
THANK YOU FREE CARBON OFFSETS! To say my life has been altered by your free service, is like saying that humans are just a slight outbreak of plague on this planet. For a guy with irritable bowel syndrome, you can imagine my relief now that I can pass gas freely, as before I needed to pinch my checks constantly. (Not to mention that guilt free toliet paper usage has been a true god-send)

Your a duche  
April 17, 2009
worst site ever its pretty sad your trying to make money off google ads by scamming people, jackasses...

[Response: Worst site ever? You don't get out much, I can tell. As for fco being a scam, I disagree. We offer a free product, a customizable carbon offset certificate. We ask for nothing in return. The real scam is paying for carbon offsets.]

David Esposito  (Yreka, Calif.)
March 13, 2009
If I am not happy with my free carbon offsets, can I get a refund? I am worried that I might still have some guilt after printing my certificate. I did the carbon footprint calculator, and it says that I use enough resources for 12 Earths. I hope it works out. I will print as many certificates as I need to in order to feel better about myself. Thanks FCO!

Sweet Angie  (Bakersfield, CA)
March 13, 2009
I'm so happy that I found you Freecarbonoffsets! I don't have to have any more guilt about putting 50 gallons of gas in the toy hauler, 37 gallons of gas in the crew cab, gas in all 5 dirt bikes, firewood, etc., just to go tear up the desert during Easter break with the family! I feel great! Happy riding!!

Adam Weishaupt  (Germany, 1776 AD)
February 24, 2009
Carbon emissions are great ... Except that plants need them to grow (and get barely enough right now) Except that HUMANS need it to stay alive (medically, it is best to add CO2 to O2, improving the odds of survival for respiratory distress) ... Except that the most polluting substances, which have proven detrimental effect on the soil, plant and human health, are SO2 and NOx ... ZERO HUMANS would need a Sulfur dioxyde permit, but oil-burning cars, ships, airplanes, rockets, and the whole military business definitely would ... We live in a world where CLEVERLY ENGINEERED deceptions are aplenty ... The only question that remain is wether you will die plowing under those deceptions or you will wake up and fight for your life, because that's what ultimately is at stake here !!! Have you heard of 1850's Malthus theories, which are scheduled for a heavy comeback on the 28th of February ( ?

T. Boone Pickens  (Arkansas (where else?))
February 16, 2009
You shouldn't make fun of carbon offsets. Wait till I get those wind farms going, then you'll see.

Me  (Here)
January 29, 2009
I love carbon! Do you? No wait....

Melissa  (
January 14, 2009
bu..bu..but hey! That's not fair! You're ruining my ability to MAKE MONEY from selling these bogus credits! eeeps! Did I say bogus????

TIMMY!!!  (Aggieland)
January 12, 2009
This is great, I no longer have to cut down trees for fire wood, I can do it just for spite. I can just print out carbon credits, one per sheet and burn them instead completely negating the burning if the paper. I feel so much better being able to do my part to save the planet.

Al Gore  (Lala Land)
January 11, 2009
This website is going to save me a fortune. To date, I've spent almost as much money buying carbon credits as I have on jet fuel for my ridiculously inefficient private jet. I was actually thinking about changing my story on the made-up movie I put out so I can cut some expenses. I can also continue heating and cooling my mansion that the US tax payers bought for me. My energy bill is typically around $30,000 every year. That's 12x the average US household. Man, it's great being rich. Don't take my word for any of this. I find the truth very inconvenient. -Al Gore

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