Free Carbon Offsets

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Melissa  (www.countrygirlpolitics.blogspot.com)

January 14, 2009

bu..bu..but hey! That's not fair! You're ruining my ability to MAKE MONEY from selling these bogus credits! eeeps! Did I say bogus????

TIMMY!!!  (Aggieland)

January 12, 2009

This is great, I no longer have to cut down trees for fire wood, I can do it just for spite. I can just print out carbon credits, one per sheet and burn them instead completely negating the burning if the paper. I feel so much better being able to do my part to save the planet.

Al Gore  (Lala Land)

January 11, 2009

This website is going to save me a fortune. To date, I've spent almost as much money buying carbon credits as I have on jet fuel for my ridiculously inefficient private jet. I was actually thinking about changing my story on the made-up movie I put out so I can cut some expenses. I can also continue heating and cooling my mansion that the US tax payers bought for me. My energy bill is typically around $30,000 every year. That's 12x the average US household. Man, it's great being rich. Don't take my word for any of this. http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/GlobalWarming/Story?id=2906888&page=1 http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/house.asp I find the truth very inconvenient. -Al Gore

Bill & Jean  (North America)

January 9, 2009

Gee, thanks, we feel much better already. We ordered "As Many As Needed" credits. No sense being greedy in asking for more than we need. Now we can be guilt free forever. PS - As Many As Needed did cover the cost of printing out our certificate, didn't it?

Abdallah Abdul Hussein Ahmed Qeeuzard Johnson  ( Gaza Strip)

January 7, 2009

Ahhhhhh! A bomb just felled 30 ft. away from me! at least all the smokes is make a positive out of all of this fun. i have 400 smoke bombs in pants pocket with me. it make biig explosion, Poof! i just throw one now!! why do the thing ask if i am the human?

Mr. Lib Earl  (California, man!)

January 7, 2009

*gasp* you guys are so mean, man! global warming is totally real, man! like, the polar bears are drowning and I can't go surfing anymore cause the oceans are gonna dry up, man! we have to do something about it, man! i'm totally gonna stop ranting now, man! surf's up, man!

Bo 'n Arrow  (Inside a deer's heart)

January 7, 2009

Nancy is an ididot!!!!!! She is the one that needs a life. she is sadly misinformed. what a sad mspeaker iof the house

Nancy Pelosi   (Washington D.C.)

January 7, 2009

You people need to get informed. Global Warming is a serious topic to worry about. I worry about each and every day. Some of those comments are very inhumane, disturbing, and mean. I hope you have learned a lesson. Sincerely,Nancy Pelosi

Kerry Oky  (Alienville,Mars)

January 7, 2009

Hydraulic hoses are rea;;y fun to burn. i burnt like 500 of them last night thick black smoke ws everywhere. my chairman said i needed a permit to burn but forget him. he is a spyer in the cornfields.

Al Frankenstein  (Minnesota)

January 6, 2009

how many offsets do i have to print off to offset my plan to completely annihilate the earth? hhmmmmmm, i imagine it must be an astronomical number, around 5,674,573,893,463,909 offsets. Well, whatever it takes!!

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Melissa (www.countrygirlpolitics.blogspot.com)
January 14, 2009
bu..bu..but hey! That's not fair! You're ruining my ability to MAKE MONEY from selling these bogus credits! eeeps! Did I say bogus????

TIMMY!!! (Aggieland)
January 12, 2009
This is great, I no longer have to cut down trees for fire wood, I can do it just for spite. I can just print out carbon credits, one per sheet and burn them instead completely negating the burning if the paper. I feel so much better being able to do my part to save the planet.

Al Gore (Lala Land)
January 11, 2009
This website is going to save me a fortune. To date, I've spent almost as much money buying carbon credits as I have on jet fuel for my ridiculously inefficient private jet. I was actually thinking about changing my story on the made-up movie I put out so I can cut some expenses. I can also continue heating and cooling my mansion that the US tax payers bought for me. My energy bill is typically around $30,000 every year. That's 12x the average US household. Man, it's great being rich. Don't take my word for any of this. http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/GlobalWarming/Story?id=2906888&page=1 http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/house.asp I find the truth very inconvenient. -Al Gore

Bill & Jean (North America)
January 9, 2009
Gee, thanks, we feel much better already. We ordered "As Many As Needed" credits. No sense being greedy in asking for more than we need. Now we can be guilt free forever. PS - As Many As Needed did cover the cost of printing out our certificate, didn't it?

Abdallah Abdul Hussein Ahmed Qeeuzard Johnson ( Gaza Strip)
January 7, 2009
Ahhhhhh! A bomb just felled 30 ft. away from me! at least all the smokes is make a positive out of all of this fun. i have 400 smoke bombs in pants pocket with me. it make biig explosion, Poof! i just throw one now!! why do the thing ask if i am the human?

Mr. Lib Earl (California, man!)
January 7, 2009
gasp you guys are so mean, man! global warming is totally real, man! like, the polar bears are drowning and I can't go surfing anymore cause the oceans are gonna dry up, man! we have to do something about it, man! i'm totally gonna stop ranting now, man! surf's up, man!

Bo 'n Arrow (Inside a deer's heart)
January 7, 2009
Nancy is an ididot!!!!!! She is the one that needs a life. she is sadly misinformed. what a sad mspeaker iof the house

Nancy Pelosi (Washington D.C.)
January 7, 2009
You people need to get informed. Global Warming is a serious topic to worry about. I worry about each and every day. Some of those comments are very inhumane, disturbing, and mean. I hope you have learned a lesson. Sincerely,Nancy Pelosi

Kerry Oky (Alienville,Mars)
January 7, 2009
Hydraulic hoses are rea;;y fun to burn. i burnt like 500 of them last night thick black smoke ws everywhere. my chairman said i needed a permit to burn but forget him. he is a spyer in the cornfields.

Al Frankenstein (Minnesota)
January 6, 2009
how many offsets do i have to print off to offset my plan to completely annihilate the earth? hhmmmmmm, i imagine it must be an astronomical number, around 5,674,573,893,463,909 offsets. Well, whatever it takes!!


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